middle-aged women and plastic surgery
Middle-aged women and plastic surgery frighten me. Don’t they know – when they’re 80, their tits will be holstered with their drooping chins and the rest of them will be hanging down to their knees.
My beautiful, soulful, aunt with gorgeous olive skin and deep brown eyes – thinks she needs to reconstruct herself, to be beautiful again for her new husband [10 years younger]. He married you – ya crazy old bitch. Beauty is skin deep – but a pre-nup is important.
10 years later — give me another tummy tuck please – because I can’t tell the difference between my vagina and my stomach. Why don’t you throw a mixture of Botox for my already sagging face, doctor. Oh yes, please just suck the fat right out of me – so I never have to lift a finger.
Do I want my tits done, or do I want a mastopexy – “no, jazzy, I want tits like yours”. Can you come with me to the plastic surgeon and show him? Jazzy says “no, fucking way”.
The things female’s do for their bodies – the horrifying procedures – could buy a high-class hooker for the price of having your body cut open, bruised, stitched and scarred.
“Pain is pain” she said.
Beauty is pain. Being ugly is pain. Having low self-esteem is pain. Succumbing to society’s skewed perception of ‘beautiful’ is pain.
Being vain is a fucking pain. I’d rather be ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside. I want to die old and saggy, with my husband being unable to get an erection — with conversation being our only stimulation.
We are meant to die loose, flabby and withered. Plastic is creepy. Who the fuck wants to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
On Thursday morning, at 7 A.M. — I’m driving her to the hospital and I will cry inside.
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